Wednesday, 29 February 2012

Barcelona

It was my wife's birthday last week (I won't say which one....), and we recently celebrated 10 years together.  With my birthday coming too in a few weeks, it seemed a good time to go away for a long weekend somewhere.  The kids are older now and happy to stay with their granny, so that worked out pretty well too......apart from the odd night, we haven't been away from them at all and hence have never had a honeymoon.  So another good reason to do it, then.  We looked at a few destinations before Christmas, and finally settled on Barcelona......neither of us had been there before (apart from a 48 hour conference I had to attend about 6 years ago, during which I only saw the airport and the inside of the hotel - and of course the road between them), and Spain is nice at this time of year (certainly warmer than Poland...).  My son Pat has visited the place too, and raved about it - a good enough recommendation for me.  So I booked it in early January, blew a bunch of airmiles on the flights (still got plenty left though), and got a good deal on the hotel (internet booking, picked more or less at random) so we were all set.

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Strictly speaking, Barcelona calls itself a Catalan city rather than Spanish.  Catalunya was always an autonomous region of Spain with its own language and culture, right up until the Spanish Civil War and Franco's Republic from the 1930s.  During that war, Barcelona was a centre of resistance and heavily bombarded by Franco's republican forces until the Catalan forces eventually were forced to surrender or suffer annihilation.  But even after the end of the Civil War, there remained a bitterness and hatred of Franco's Spain, right up until the dictator's death in the early 70s and the restoration of the monarchy by Juan Carlos.  As soon as that process was complete, Catalunya declared itself an autonomous region again (a day celebrated by a public holiday every September).  The Catalan language, suppressed but never extinguished under Franco, was promoted again, taught in schools, and all road signs and so on included it as well as Spanish.  Now there are newspapers, radio and tv stations in Catalan alongside the Spanish outlets. 

As a side issue, Catalan sports, especially football, experienced a resurgence, spearheaded by FC Barcelona and city neighbours Espanyol.  In the 70s and 80s, Barcelona particularly enjoyed huge success, led by the Dutch genius Johan Cruyff (both as a player and subsequently manager).  Over time, he instilled a value system and culture within the club that survives to this day.  In many ways, the club is a model to be followed globally - they are now arguably the best club side in the world and quite possibly in the history of football - but their success has come at a price as far as Espanyol, once a significant side themselves but now eclipsed, like every other club in Spain with the exception of Real Madrid, are concerned.  There is a story there too.  There is a dislike bordering on hatred between Real and Barca, by far and away the biggest clubs in Spain and amongst the top half a dozen in the world, that goes back to Franco's time.  He was apparently a Madrid fan, and the perception is that during the 50s and 60s, when Barca and Catalunya were very much the poor relations in the country (and the sport), while Real won trophy after trophy, they were basically favoured by officials on and off the pitch to avoid upsetting  the dictator.  Corrupt?  Very probably, but unprovable now.  Since Barca's resurgence, they have set their stall out to eclipse Real on and off the field, and are doing a pretty fine job of it right now.

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Anyway, back to our weekend.

We flew out of Warsaw onThursday morning, in pouring rain and a cold wind.  We arrived three and a half hours later in Barcelona to a sunny and warm afternoon:  20C, not a cloud in the sky.  The taxi ride into town was diverted off the motorway due to heavy traffic, so our first view of the city came from the summit of Montjuic Park, as we left the Olympic park, and did not disappoint.    The port was quiet, only a couple of a sizable cruise ships and a container vessel or two, and beyond it the Med sparkled in the sunshine, blue and inviting.  I spotted the hotel straight away, but said nothing - I had not told Ania where we were staying as part of the surprise.  The expression on her face when we pulled up outside the Eurostars Grand Marina was a picture.  It's a five star hotel (I really pushed the boat out for this trip....) right on the waterfront in the new World Trade Centre development.  Its design, from distance, looks like the superstructure you see on some of the bigger cruise liners, curved in an elegant crecent 8 storeys high.  The top floor has a fitness centre, terrace and outdoor swimming pool with superb views over the city (we didn't use it).   It's a modern hotel, beautifully appointed throughout, with very good and efficient staff - the girl who checked us in noticed that it was Ania's birthday from her passport and greeted her accordingly.  Our room must have been one of the best (apart from the 8th floor suites) - an executive double on one side, overlooking the marina and city beyond, with high windows the length of the wall.  The bed was comfortable, the bathroom with jacuzzi and walk-in shower very good.  If I have a complaint it's against the tv service - the only English language channels were news channels (the usual CNN, BBC, Bloomberg, Al Jazeera and France 24), and no in-room movies......surprising in a 5 star hotel, but since we were out and about most of the time not a major issue.

We dumped our stuff and went for a stroll.  Across from the hotel was a new mall and cinema complex, reached by crossing a drawbridge that provides access to the sea for the yachts moored in the old marina.  We had a look in the souvenir shops and the first of many FC Barcelona club shops, but didn't buy anything.  Then we walked past the Imax cinema and adjoining aquarium along the Moll de la Fusta to the Cap de Barcelona.  Here there was a Catalan history museum in a converted warehouse, and several bistros and restaurants.  We chose one at random and enjoyed a local beer and fresh tuna salad, sitting in the sunshine watching the world go by.  After that, we mooched back along to the Columbus monument opposite the hotel, and from there into La Rambla, towards the Plac de Catalunya.  We diverted off into a little side street, narrow and rising up into the Gothic Quarter, full of pubs and Catalan restaurants and gift shops and local boutiques.  At the top we found a small church beside a surviving section of the Roman Wall (dating from the 4th centiry), and followed more winding streets back towards La Rambla, and thence back to the hotel.  In our room was a wonderful surprise: a bottle of champagne on ice, and dishes of fresh strawberries, some dipped in chocolate.  I hadn't ordered them, so can only assume they were compliments of the hotel, based on the receptionist spotting Ania's birthday.

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Friday and Saturday were devoted to the city sightseeing tours, on the top deck of the ubiquitous red double decker buses.  There are two routes, the Red, covering the southern half of the city (and picking up at the front door of the hotel) and the Blue, covering the northern part.  There is a third, Green route, covering the waterfront to the north of the city centre but that only runs during the summer season.   A number of stops around the city allow for transfers between the routes, and you can hop on and off as often as you like during the trips (each around 2 hours long).  A two day ticket, allowing unlimited travel on all three routes, costs EUR31 and represents good value - especially when the sun is shining and you can sit on the top deck with unrestricted views and take all the pictures you want.

And there is certainly much to see and snap.  The city is one of contrasts, and on every street there seems to be something worth photographing.  There is modern architecture, much of it dating from the re-development of the city prior to hosting the 1992 Olympic games - the athlete's village, close to the waterfront and marina, is now a select development of private apartments, much sought after and one of the most expensive residential areas.  Close to it, on one of the beaches, is a new marina where the Olympic sailing events were held and is now a bustling and cosmopolitan recreation area of shops and restaurants and clean sandy beaches.  The Olympic park itself is across the city in Monjuic Park, and is equally impressive.  Clearly the legacy so important these days in awarding Games to host cities has been delivered successfully in Barcelona, and I can't help wondering if London will be as successful - I fear it will be more like Athens, where many of the facilities expensively constructed for the 2004 Games now stand unused and in a state of disrepair, their development costs no doubt fuelling the country's current economic woes.

Then there is the Gothic quarter, off La Rambla, a lovely and fascinating area of narrow streets and old buildings and hidden courtyards.  We stumbled across a small cathedral there that had an enclosed courtyard housing a big pool, home to a lively and argumentative flock of geese, surrounded by trees and reeds.  A walkway around it contained several small chapels and shrines for prayer and contemplation.   It was lovely.

In contrast to this maze of small streets there are many wide boulevards with ornate wrought iron street lights, housing little parks and boules courts, and flanked by some quite extraordinary buildings.  At the turn of the 19th and 20th centuries the architect Antoni Gaudi, a Catalan, introduced an incredible array of building and design innovation that has been copied but never matched.  There are many fine examples of his work scattered around the city: seven and eight storey blocks that are all subtly curved (not a straight line in sight) with ornate balconies and roof terraces and fantastically intricate chimney designs.  Some, although occupied and lived in, remain open to the public.  His masterpiece is the wonderful cathedral, the Sagrada Familia, possibly the most famous building in Spain.  We visited it, and were absolutely stunned by its beauty and complexity.  It has two different and, in their own way, extraordinary facades - the Nativity Facade, which within its incredibly intricate carved stonework displays scenes describing Christ's birth, and the Passion Facade, more modern but equally intricate and containing scenes from the Crucifixion (basically, the Stations of the Cross writ large).  Description here cannot do it justice: take a look at Wikipedia, where there are many photographs and details.  It's probably the most beautiful building I have seen in my life - and it isn't finished yet.  Work has been going on for the best part of 100 years (Gaudi started it and died in 1926) and will not be complete for another 12 years, and all by public donation - the admission charge goes straight to cover building costs.  Like all Gaudi's buildings, there seem to be no straight lines anywhere - wonderfully curved columns supporting a magnificent ceiling, spiral staircases taking you into the Choir stalls that hold 1500 singers, wonderful stained glass windows and others, clear glass, that let in the bright Mediterranean sunshine and between them illuminate the interior beautifully.  Two of the six spires contain lifts that take you up 65 metres to little viewing areas, reached finally after climbing a further 10 metres up a narrow and winding staircase.  The views out across the city are breathtaking - but you need a head for heights!  I loved the place.

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Like all modern cities, the shopping is to die for.  Local department stores, chain stores like Esprit and Benneton and of course Zara are everywhere.  We must have visited about 5 massive, multi-floored branches of Zara in one afternoon, all within a few yards of each other.  This raises a question for me: why on earth do none of these stores provide areas where people can sit for a while?  In my opinion, by law every store of this size should provide an area where we blokes can relax over a cup of coffee and a donut, or perhaps a four course meal with aperitifs and wine, and perhaps a cabaret for entertainment, while our partners shop.  It would make the entire experience so much more enjoyable.....

We found a fantastic market off La Rambla that sold the most wonderful array of fresh fruit and vegetables, laid out beautifully on the stalls - prepared cartons of fresh fruit salad for a euro, huge strawberries for a few euros per kilo, and more.  There were other stalls selling a wide range of sweets and chocolates.  Fishmongers were selling produce so fresh the gills were still moving on some of them, as were many of  the crabs and lobsters and crayfish.  There were butchers selling all the normal joints of beef and pork and sausages and whole smoked hams, and others specializing in offal - huge piles of hearts and livers and kidneys, ox tails and tongues, entire sheep's heads and pig's trotters, and stacks of white honeycombed tripe from cow's guts......God knows how people can eat all that stuff: looking at it raw and damp and fresh made my stomach turn.

And everywhere along La Rambla and other streets in the Gothic quarter are souvenir stands selling newspapers and cigarettes and soft drinks, postcards and tourist guidebooks in several languages, cheap jewelery, hippy beads and wristbands.  And every single stand also sold stacks of FC Barcelona stuff - replica kits (80% of which seemed to be Messi 10), scarves, hats, wallets, pens, footballs, posters - everything.  Most of them also sold Real Madrid stuff too, though not so much.  And Espanyol, the city's "other club", or any other Spanish club?  Hardly anything.  One shop we went to had some Espanyol gear - a couple of different style caps, a couple of scarf options and a coffee mug.  I didn't see any other replica shirts at all for any other club, and only a (relatively) few Spanish national team kits.   As well as the stalls, we saw at least 6 specialist FC Barcelona club shops, and we didn't actually visit their stadium (although the Camp Nou is on the Blue bus route - most people got off at that stop - : Espanyol's stadium is nowhere to be seen, situated as it is out of town close to the airport).  Clearly, the Barcelona marketing operation is second to none.

At the Camp Nou, as we waited for traffic lights to turn green, we saw one of the club's leading players - ex- Arsenal captain and Spanish international Cesc Fabregas.  He jogged across the road in front of us, as the lights changed, carrying a football (which he managed to drop) and wearing his full strip (that's how I recognised him, the name on the shirt a giveaway).  He was heading to the club's legendary training complex, La Masia, just across the street, presumably either going to or coming from yet another photo opportunity.  Car drivers and their passengers were tooting their horns and calling out to him - clearly, a popular guy.

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We flew home on Sunday, this time on Swiss via Zurich.  The connection was a bit tight and our bag didn't make the Warsaw flight (we got it back Monday morning).  The flight to Zurich was particularly good, the weather clear and sunny, so the views of the French and Swiss Alps, Geneva, Mont Blanc and the Matterhorn were terrific. 

It was a wonderful weekend and we want to go back sometime.  I'd like to do a proper tour of Montjuic Park, take the funicular railway up to it, and then the cable car to the summit.  Stroll around the Olympic park and visit the Olympic museum.  Do a tour of the Camp Nou.  Have a look around the new Olympic marina and chill out on the beach in the sunshine, maybe take a swim in the Med.  Visit the Catalan history museum on the Cap de Barcelona. 

And of course, return to the Sagrada Familia.

Tuesday, 7 February 2012

Relocation, relocation....


I've removed this post after some of its content caused a lot of pain and distress to some people.  For this I can only apologise to the people concerned.

Tuesday, 17 January 2012

Two birthdays - Dave and Rod

Last week saw the birthdays of two of my favourite people.  On the 8th, David Bowie turned 65, to a fanfare from pretty much every newspaper and radio station, and two days later Rod Stewart turned 67, to a deafening silence from everyone except (I assume) his family and friends.  I grew up with both of their music forming a memorable background to my life, and it's as great to me now, 40 odd years later, as it ever was.

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Bowie has always been rightly acknowldged as one of the finest musicians of his (or indeed any) generation, constantly innovating both his recorded work and live shows.  When I was at school, in the late 60s, shortly before he really hit the big time, he actually played a gig at my old school, at the end-of-year 6th form dance.  I was unable to go that night, as I lived 20 miles from the school and my parents didn't drive, to my everlasting regret, but I'm told by people who were there that this guy David Jones, just sitting on the edge of the stage with an acoustic guitar and no backing band, playing songs and chatting, was absolutely rivetting.   Within a few months Space Oddity was released, Major Tom entered the public consciousness and Bowie (as he was now billed) started his journey to global superstardom. 

I remember seeing him on Top of the Pops, singing Starman, resplendant in shiny blue jumpsuit, stacked heeled knee length boots, orange hair and full make up.  His band, the excellent Spiders from Mars (this was his Ziggy Stardust persona) were similarly dressed.  My mum and dad were outraged.  I thought he was the coolest thing since sliced bread, and went out and bought the album the next day.  It was the first of many transformations for the man - through the Diamond Dogs era, The Thin White Duke (Station to Station remains an underrated album in my opinion - I loved it) and many others.  The heroin addiction didn't kill him off as it had many contemporaries, and looking at him now as he collects his bus pass he looks twenty years younger than his age.  He's not made a new album for a few years now, but with the back-catalogue he has he doesn't need to!  A few years ago I was working in Jersey for a few days, and one lunchtime, popping into Boots the Chemist in St.Helier for a hangover cure, I found a double CD of his Greatest Hits for five pounds.  I bought two copies, one for me and one for my son Pat, who considers Bowie to be an absolute genius.  It's on my iPod and I play it regularly. 

So happy birthday to the boy from Bromley, and thank you for the music.

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Now Rod (no longer the Mod) is a different kettle of fish. 

From Steampacket, through the Jeff Beck Group (probably Beck's best ever line-up - with Ronnie Wood on bass and the late great Micky Waller on drums) and the Faces to superstardom as a solo artist, Stewartie's music has been among my favourites.   It went very flat during and after his relationship with Britt Ekland who musically immasculated him, but came back strongly through a patchy dalliance with disco to his later efforts on the various Great American Songbook albums where his voice, still rough but mellowed with age, interpreted the wonderful songs of people like Sammy Cahn, Gershwin and Rogers & Hart as well as anything more respected crooners like Sinatra, Davis and Michael Buble have ever done.  And it's an interesting anomoly that during this musically fallow period (at least in quality terms) the bloke was selling more records and making more dosh than at any other time in his career. 

But the thing about Rod, for me, is his songwriting.....it's hugely underrated, and at its best back in the early 70s with partners like Ronnie Wood and Martin Quittenton, painted vivid pictures of life in the lad's lane.  Listen to the title track from the album Every Picture Tells A Story  - without a doubt the best song he's ever written, about a young guy fed up with his boring life and going off to see the world, taking in the student riots in late 60s Paris, living rough in Rome and falling for a Chinese hooker in the Far East before coming home a wiser man.  It's perfect, but has been condemned as sexist due to the wonderful couplet of "Shanghai Lil never used the pill, she claimed that it just ain't natural"......sorry, that's not sexist, it's just brilliant.  It's also a typical Rod Stewart lyric: his songbook is littered with little gems like that - in Maggie May, the song that really made him, there are several, my favourite being "I suppose I could collect my books and get on back to school, or steal my daddy's cue and make a living out of playing pool"  - for the twenty year old boozer I was when that came out it summed up my options perfectly.  Or this one, from the Faces track Stay With Me.  from the same year: "Yeah, I'll pay your cab fare home, you can even use my best cologne, just don't be here in the morning when I wake up."  Or this, again the Faces, Pool Hall Richard: "Sweating hard I didn't get a shot, all I did was stand around and get too hot" - any bloke who's been hustled in the local snooker club will know that feeling.

He's a great interpreter too - listen to his version of Tim Hardin's Reason to Believe on Every Picture.... or Elton John's Country Comfort, or Athur Cruddup's blues standard That's All Right - they are all brilliant cuts and arguably better than the originals.  And that's in addition to the Great American Songbook series.  Again, I have a number of compilations on my iPod, that cover his entire career (except the Songbooks) and they remain among my favourites.  Top of the list are The Millenium Edition that I stumbled across in a supermarket in Gdynia about 8 years ago - not a track on it after about 1974, garnered from all the solo albums - and a Faces compilation called Nice Boys (When They're Asleep) from the same era......every track is perfect, good time rock'n'roll, not a duff song there.  Quite brilliant for anyone who Was There and a perfect introduction to anyone interested in a 70s retrosepctive of the bloke's best music.

So Rod - a happy birthday to you too, and thank you for the music.

                                                              






Wednesday, 4 January 2012

2011 - The World According to Travellin Bob


Well, here we are, the start of a New Year.  I trust you all had an excellent holiday season, ate too much and drank too much – as one should do at this time of year.    Every good wish for 2012.
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But 2011,eh?  What a year that was!  At times I travelled through a world that seemed to be falling apart at the seams – nothing odd about that, I suppose, it’s been that way for as long as I can remember but I can’t recall anything quite like it since those momentous days back in the 80s and 90s when the Communist world collapsed and introduced an entire new map in Europe.

The Arab spring was, I suppose, the counterpart to those days, only instead of overthrowing Communist regimes it overthrew (in most countries affected) cruel and corrupt or family dynasties (the Mubaraks in Egypt, the Gaddafis in Libya).   Those two “revolutions” in themselves offered an interesting contrast as they unfolded on the world’s TV screens.  In Egypt it happened quickly, as initial student protest marches in Cairo snowballed into a wider anti-government protest that in a matter of days hounded the old and ailing Mubarak from the presidency and into a prison cell with relatively little bloodshed.  Now he and his sons are on trial on a variety of charges, with Mubarak suffering the indignity of being wheeled into the courtroom on a hospital trolley, apparently too ill to attend in any other way, but nevertheless still protesting his innocence.  The verdict is probably a foregone conclusion, but the punishments handed down (eventually….) will be interesting.  The country itself seems to be recovering, and before Christmas there was a quite valid election of a new government…..not perfect, according to the press, but at least there is a transition to a democracy taking place.

In Libya, meanwhile, old Mad Dog Gaddafi responded to the anti-government protests there by sending in the troops.  NATO, with the support of the US but for once with Europe (mainly Britain and France) taking the lead, responded on the side of the rebels and started air-strikes on Gaddafi forces in a bid to stop him.  All this led to was several months of civil war between government forces, continually weakened by defections, and a poorly armed and ill-trained opposition militia.  But eventually the inevitable happened: the government fell, the Gaddafi family either buggered off to other countries seeking political asylum or were killed, and Gaddafi himself was eventually captured and killed within minutes in circumstances that are still unclear but are being investigated as a possible war crime.  His death then probably only delayed the inevitable – had he been brought to trial he would with certainty have been convicted of numerous crimes against humanity and hung like Saddam before him.   His remaining son Saadi, and had the revolution not happened his heir, was arrested across the border in Niger, where he is currently held pending extradition to Libya to stand trial for his part in the Gaddafi regime excesses – protesting his innocence, of course.  By all accounts he was as unbalanced as his old man, and has dipped his mitts in as much blood, so maybe in time he’ll replace Mad Dog on the gallows.  The country, meanwhile, is limping towards democracy, elections are planned but there are still many concerns – not least the amount of weaponry that is now in the hands of gangs of mostly young people formerly part of the opposition militia but now independent.  No-one is quite sure how to go about disarming them, nor how they may react if the elections do not go in the manner they might want – there are genuine fears (and possibilities) for a North African Iraq – for which read many years of sectarian violence and bloodshed.

Elsewhere, Tunisia overthrew its government (the first Arab country to do so), and in Yemen and Bahrain similar efforts have so far failed.  Bahrain in particular has been much criticized for the way in which its government responded with a military crackdown that has led to a very fragile peace breaking out and a large number of doctors being arrested and charged with treason for actually working and treating, in hospital, opposition supporters injured in the disturbances.   In Syria, Assad responded by sending in the troops and continues to do so after months of slaughter in Damascus and other cities, despite world-wide condemnation and the presence of Arab League observers.  He also denies personal responsibility for it all, and blames the bloodshed on the actions of a number of individual commanders taking inappropriate actions – not that he seems to be doing anything to stop them or replace them with more reliable officers.  Basically he’s a lying bastard who will surely be toppled, one way or another, sometime this year.

Regular readers of this blog will know I spent some time in the Arab world this year (a couple of months in Abu Dhabi).  I saw no evidence there of any unrest – see my various Gulf News posts for more detail)  - perhaps it’s because the UAE is more liberal than other Arab countries as well as being amongst the wealthiest.    I came close to Bahrain as well: I was supposed to work on a project there, an interesting looking one as well, but was sent somewhere else instead – Geneva, much more civilized – so missed out on being stuck in Manama for the duration or having to flee after dark.  Bit of a blessing really!
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But these political shenanigans were not restricted to the Arab world – the EU was shaken all year with major problems courtesy of the continuing Euro debt crisis.   This has been rumbling along for a while now, and I blogged about it in June last year (see The Euro).  At that time, Greece was the main concern as it lurched from one crisis to the next and battled to stave off a default – the similar problems earlier with Ireland and Portugal had receded.  Since then, there have been multiple summits called to resolve the problem and prevent contagion, and they have all pretty much failed.  Both Ireland and Portugal have changed government, and continue to struggle with the austerity measures introduced.   Greece also changed its government, and its premier is now an unelected bureaucrat, with no experience as a politician but impeccable economic qualifications as a former European Central Bank officer.  There seems little change in the climate there – the first strike of the New Year was held by doctors and health workers on 2 January: clearly, austerity measures are no more popular now than they were under Papandreou.

The contagion has however happened, despite the best (but arguably poor) efforts of Merkel, Sarkozy and their fellow European leaders.  Italy, a huge debtor nation with a large economy, was also in danger of default, and being charged unsustainable borrowing rates when it went to the markets to re-schedule its debt.  Good Old Silvio tried, rather lamely, to introduce his own version of austerity measures that went down like a pork chop in a synagogue and was forced to resign – Europolitics will be more boring without him around.  His replacement is another non-elected bureaucrat, this time a former EU official, and the situation there seems to be improving – at least their borrowing rates are falling now.  Spain, too, (another big and broken economy) had its problems and has also changed its government in a bid to stave off its own default risk.  The new prime minister (elected this time) promptly appointed an ex-Lehman Brothers executive as his finance minister – an odd choice, given Lehman’s bankruptcy a couple of years ago is widely accepted as the start of this entire global financial crisis.

Even France and Germany have had banks and sovereign debt ratings cut and are thus not immune.  Both Merkel and Sarkozy are facing re-election within the next year or so, so are not only fighting to save the euro but also their political lives.  At the last summit, just before Christmas, they introduced a package that is supposed to solve the euro crisis once and for all (now where have I heard that before?) but at the cost of closer political and fiscal unity – effectively, the EU commissioners will have the power to review and reject national budgets prepared and presented by individual nations, there will be more uniformity of taxes, etc.  Essentially, they want the 27 individual nations to merge into a single state – Europe – and in all honesty it’s probably the only way the debt crisis will ever finally be resolved.  All 17 euro-currency countries agreed to it, as did 9 out of the remaining non-euro countries.  Britain, predictably, disagreed vehemently and Cameron walked out of the meeting, to a mixture back home of praise and condemnation depending on which side of the political divide you look.  Since then, some of the other 9 have expressed concerns, and the likelihood is that this solution too will fail – it may take longer though.  In the meantime no-one has a clue whether the euro will survive much longer – the smart money is on at least a couple of defaults by the summer.  All in all, a lack of leadership across the entire EU is a major contributing factor in this, and there is no end in sight.   By this time next year, I expect the euro currency will be worth a lot less, some countries will have withdrawn from it, and the Sarkozy – Merkel plan will, like them, be history.  Where that leaves the larger EU community I have no idea……
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In the wider world, China and India (and less so Brazil) continue their seemingly inexorable rise to become globally dominant economic and industrial powers, despite being home to billions (and rising) of poverty stricken peasants.   China remains the world’s biggest holder of US government debt as well as massive positions in euro-government debt and hence has taken on the role of global paymaster.  During the various rescue bids, EU diplomats and politicians assiduously courted them and tried to persuade them to commit funds to various rescue funds – the Chinese, of course, refused to join in whilst professing their confidence in both the currency and the efforts to resolve the crisis. 

In the US meanwhile, Obama’s popularity has plummeted as his administration is seen to have failed dismally to come to grips with the country’s own financial crisis, and is facing a re-election campaign  that he may well lose whichever idiot the Republican’s choose to oppose him (my prediction: Mitt Romney, if only because he looks vaguely presidential – I write this the day after the Iowa caucus, which he won.  Mind you, I predicted he would beat John McCain last time round, so what the hell do I know?).   I feel some sympathy for Obama, as he’s been hamstrung by a GOP controlled Senate that has thus been able to block or water down every proposal he’s placed before them – health care, growth and education packages have been heavily diluted from what was promised during the last election, and the desperately needed economic and tax packages blocked consistently all year since they included provision to increase taxation – anathema to the Republican right.  And of course he inherited a bigger mess from Dubya than anyone really knew existed, just in time for the global slump and economic crisis to really bite.  He’s been on a hiding to nothing throughout his term of office, and the notable successes of nailing bin Laden and (as promised) withdrawing troops from Iraq are no more than bonuses, insufficient on their own to gain a second term.  Unless there is a sea-change in the global economy, I believe this time next year we’ll be welcoming President Mitt Romney.

There was an election in Russia too, a real put-up job if ever there was one.  Essentially, the only change is that next year Putin and Medvedev will swap jobs – the former will return to the Presidency and the latter to be his Prime Minister.  Since Putin is widely believed to have been calling all the shots and wielding all the power throughout Medvedev’s term, I guess we can all anticipate more of the same.  Interestingly, the United Russia party (or Putin’s Boys, if you prefer) had a reduced share of the vote whilst retaining overall control of the parliament, but after the Putin – Medvedev manouevre was announced many ordinary Russians took to the streets in protest, as in the Arab spring but without visibly making any difference.    The police arrested some people, cracked some skulls, and the whole protest fizzled out quickly – but the fact there was any protest at all is notable.   It seems a true democracy may finally be coming to Russia….watch this space.

At the end of the year, Kim Jong-Il, leader of North Korea, finally snuffed it.   What a guy!  If you believe the state media published biography, the bloke learned to walk at 6 weeks, run at 3 months, wrote his first “Future of the Glorious State of North Korea” thesis at 4 years old, and went on to invent the internet, space travel and the mobile phone only to have them all nicked by the Yanks, and when he decided to take up golf, scored 11 holes-in-one on his first ever round…..  Even Uncle Joe Stalin and Mao Tse-Tung didn’t match those achievements.    The pictures on CNN and the BBC of hysterical North Korean men, women and children lining the barriers around his palace where his corpse lay in state for a fortnight, bawling their eyes out and howling in anguish, were quite sickening, I’m afraid – not out of a shared sadness for the deceased Supreme Leader and Father of the Nation, but because the vast majority of them were probably doing it purely out of self-preservation: grieve or get shot.  His replacement is his youngest son, Kim Jong-Un, about whom little seems to be known – but he possesses without a shadow of doubt the dodgiest haircut in the world. 
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The world has not been without its natural disasters of course.   There has been the usual number of hurricanes and typhoons causing widespread devastation in the Caribbean and the Far East.   There have been major volcanic eruptions, including one in southern Chile that did as good a job on air travel in the south Pacific as the Icelandic one did in Europe in 2010.  There was a huge earthquake off the coast of Japan and subsequent tsunami in March that flattened vast swathes of the east coast and caused huge problems throughout one of the world’s most advanced countries for months afterwards.   The clean-up process is still going on, and the Fukushima nuclear power station that was hit by the wave and subsequently suffered an explosion and melt-down in one of the reactors has only recently been declared safe and “free from contamination” by the authorities who will now need to figure out how to safely decommission and demolish the thing.

The rains in Asia caused widespread flooding in Bangladesh and Pakistan again (it seems to happen every year), and left many people still struggling to make ends meet after 2010’s floods in a state of abject poverty.   Thailand too was hit by the worst flooding for years, and even Bangkok had areas close to the city centre (and hence tourist areas) under water.  Over the last couple of weeks the Philippines too have suffered from similar flooding.    The death toll mounts.

Without a doubt, the climate is changing, and weather patterns with it.  When I first moved to Poland, 10 years ago, the winters were vicious.  I remember my first winter here, when it snowed heavily in October and Warsaw remained snow-bound until April – six months.  I used to have to walk due east to the nearest Metro station from my apartment, and on some mornings the walk was directly into a bitterly cold wind that was howling in from the Urals far to the east, in Russia– it felt as though my eyeballs were freezing, and my beard and moustache actually did turn to ice.  My English winter clothes were hopelessly inadequate and I had to purchase an entire new wardrobe.   The following winter wasn’t much better – my flight home to England for Christmas 2001 was cancelled due to a blizzard that closed an airport well used to dealing with bad weather and arctic conditions (I got home at lunchtime on Christmas Eve – it didn’t go down too well).  But since then, winters have progressively moderated and it’s been a good five years since we had a real white Christmas.  Here we change our car tyres to special winter ones, usually around the end of October, for safety reasons as roads turn icy and the snow can come at any time from then.  But in 2011 the weather was so mild we only changed them in Christmas week, more out of habit than actual need – there is still no sign of snow in Warsaw, and not a lot even in the Tatra and Beskidy mountains in the south of the country. 

There are other instances world wide of odd weather patterns – in Chile before Christmas, during my visit, the temperature in Santiago was reported as being 10 degrees higher than seasonal norms, for instance.  Can it all be coincidence?  In my opinion, no – the global climate is changing, and it seems to be linked to the continued increase in greenhouse gases over the last 50 years or so (yes – amongst other reasons, I accept).   It’s a problem not so much for us, but for future generations – our children and grandchildren are likely to face far worse issues than a lack of snow at Christmas or the ski resorts – unless some concerted action is taken to address these problems.  There have been attempts, notably the Kyoto Treaty, due to expire sometime over the next couple of years, to reduce greenhouse gases, but they haven’t made much of difference.  This is partly because no-one who signed up to it actually achieved their objectives for reduction (which by and large were way too optimistic), but also because the three biggest polluters – India, China and the US – did not even agree to or sign the protocols and therefore have done little to change their output.   India and China cite the need to maintain their growth targets as preventing the kind of production changes needed in their manufactories as justification for failing to sign Kyoto, and the US – well, they’re the US: they do what the hell they want anyway, and bollocks to the rest of the world.   Bush was never convinced of the need for Kyoto, or indeed global warming as an issue, and Obama has promised much but (again) failed to deliver as to do so would “harm US interests”…..for which read cost money and jobs in US industries.  At the end of 2011 there was a further climate summit in Durban, ostensibly to come up with a replacement for Kyoto, but again predictably it failed as the big three polluters refused to play ball.

Quite what it will take to change their minds is anyone’s guess – probably polar ice caps melting and flooding New York, Chennai and Shanghai would make a difference, but of course it will be far too late then to do anything.
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So that was the World in 2011, in my view anyway.  And me?

Well, it was another up and downer.  I had a good bit of bench time, sitting around at home doing not very much, but still managed to rack up 69 flights and over 72,000 miles of travel…..so pretty good.  There were also a couple of brand new destinations (Cyprus and Chile – you can’t get much further apart, at least geographically!) and returns to a couple of old favourites (Switzerland and Luxembourg).    All covered extensively here, of course.   At a company level, it was a year of change as our Charismatic Greek Chairman stepped down to be replaced by the Bean Counter CEO – but not before firing over 200 people in my business area alone back in February (see P45 anyone? on here).  So we have a new CEO, this time a Frenchman, who has brought in a whole new layer of senior management and between them they are busily changing everything.  This means we’re in a constant state of job anxiety, not knowing who we report to or what direction we’re moving in, or even if we have a job this year.  This was exacerbated by a mail in November that hinted at more job losses and office closures – and this has indeed started happening.  A couple of friends have been axed, and  some offices are no more, with more job losses.  My own office here in Warsaw will close in the next couple of months. 

So I hit the phones, trying to find out how (or if) I am affected.  It seems I still have a job, and will be busy this year.  There are plenty of unspecified projects coming up to keep me going, and some options to do work in other areas of the company, working from home – hopefully!- more often than jumping on airplanes.  Not that I’m holding my breath over that one……too many broken promises in the past, I’m afraid…… 

I have January at home at least, which will include a week’s winter holiday skiing with a group of friends (that’s assuming it snows – if not, we’ll just get pissed).   Planning a long weekend in Barcelona for my wife’s birthday next month, maybe a trip to England in May for us all.  Holiday in the summer on the Baltic coast here, and maybe a couple of weeks in Spain again.  My kids visiting us from England too, so we have plenty to look forward to.

Whatever, I’ll still be travellin……

And writing this.

Happy New Year.

Sunday, 25 December 2011

December 25th

It's that time of the year again.  Christmas Day.

It's grey, chilly and drizzly, but not snowing.  Probably the only people I know having an honest-to-God White Christmas are my cousins in Canada (one near Ottawa, the other Vancouver) where it tends to snow from about October - but the way weather is nowadays that might not be the case either.  It used to snow in Poland from then too - it was when I moved here 10 years ago, but I can't remember the last really white
Christmas in Warsaw.....maybe my last UK Christmas, when a blizzard kept me here an extra night so I got back to England on Christmas Eve.  Certainly the last few years have missed the snow and this year we haven't even fitted the winter tyres yet: unheard of.  So Al Gore's Inconvenient Truth is definitely true, no matter what America's industrial lobby and other global warming sceptics may say.  Me, I think we're in deep shit and the failure of Kyoto and more recently Durban could haunt as all for generations.

But anyway, wherever or however you're celebrating - whether Maracas Beach in Trini, the African bush, Kiev or Gravesend, or anywhere else hot and sunny or grey and cold, I wish you the very best for this Christmas season and Health, Wealth and Happiness for 2012.

Wednesday, 14 December 2011

Chile - The Final Post


I’m in my final week here in Santiago.  It’s not been a bad trip at all, really – certainly a different part of the world and a long way from home.   So time to summarize then.
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Chile is an interesting place.  It’s one of the wealthier and more developed countries in South America, if not yet on a par with Brazil or Argentina.  Geographically, it’s extraordinary, a long and narrow country sandwiched between the Andes and the Pacific, stretching from equatorial regions down to Tierra del Fuego, at the very tip of the continent – almost Antarctica, and one of the world’s most hostile environments.    Cape Horn, at the very tip, has a well-deserved reputation as one of the most difficult and unpredictable stretches of ocean in the world, a veritable ship’s graveyard.  At the other extreme, in the far north of the country, lies the Atacama desert, one of the highest and driest locations on Earth, and at a height and with such a clear atmosphere that it is becoming one of the best astronomical centres anywhere on Earth.    From end to end, the country is around 4300km long, and about 175km wide, from sea to mountain.  It has offshore territories, too, including amongst its Pacific islands Easter Island, world famous for its collection of massive, prehistoric stone head statues (I would love to have visited it, but it’s a couple of hours flying time, and quite expensive to do, needing at least a few days’ visit to do it justice).

It’s also a seismic country, with several big and still active volcanoes (including a huge dormant one within sight of Santiago).  One erupted in the south of the country earlier this year, and the resultant ash cloud caused widespread flight cancellations across South America and the entire South Pacific as far away as Australia and New Zealand……a southern hemisphere version of the Icelandic blow-out in 2010 that closed European airspace for a week and blocked my first Caribbean trip.    Earthquakes are also quite common, mostly slight tremors but now and again there’s a big one – as recently as February last year the biggest ever measured (8.8 on the Richter scale apparently) struck the country, followed by many aftershocks, including one measuring 6.9 in March 2010.  Nothing like that has happened during my visit as I write, although on Monday evening I was sitting in the hotel having a quick surf on the internet, when there was a very clear and unmistakable tremor – it only lasted a few seconds, and nobody seemed to take any notice of it, but I felt the floor of the room (I’m on the 8th floor) tremble, heard a clear groaning sound, and saw the light fittings in the room start swinging.   All very interesting – when it stopped I went onto my balcony and looked around, and it was as if nothing untoward had happened as people went on about their normal business without a care.

The result of this seismic activity is that the hotel safety card is very different.  All the versions I’ve seen before just give information about fire escapes and actions to take in the event of a fire.  Here, the card in my room gives this information, but also carries sections covering what to do in the event of a volcanic eruption, an earthquake and a tsunami – even though Santiago is over 100km from the coast and the nearest active volcano is about 80km way.  Better safe than sorry, I guess.

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Politically, it’s a stable democracy with a popular and forward thinking president.   This is a marked change to the 70s and 80s when the country was ruled by the army generals, led by Augusto Pinochet, a brutal regime that resulted in thousands of people being tortured and killed or just plain disappearing without a trace.  Sting wrote a song about it – the haunting “They Dance Alone”.   Pinochet, after he was overthrown, was a bit of a pariah and became an exile himself in Paris, but died from natural causes before he could be extradited to face justice.  Interestingly, Maggie Thatcher always denied he was a butcher and insisted he was a true friend to British democracy after he allowed us to use Chilean naval and air bases during the Falklands war back in the 80s.  To the day he died she refused to hear a bad word about him.

But despite this relative stability, the Student Demonstration seems to be a national pastime as popular now as it ever was.   If you look on the UKFO Travel Advice website, it gives a warning that demonstrations can happen at any time, and that tear-gas, rubber bullets and water cannon are routinely used to disperse them.  I went downtown last Saturday, where the University campus and all the museums and the cathedral are situated, and I had hardly left the metro station when I heard loud chanting and klaxons going off.  There was a small demo taking place about 50m away, a couple of hundred people marshaled by  half as many riot police, and they were heading down the closed off shopping street I was standing in.  I shot off a couple of pictures and walked down a side street to avoid any potential confrontation, but there was none.  Later, on my way back, I looked across the main road close by, O’Higgins Boulevard, at the main campus building – right the way across the frontage, just below the roofline, a protest banner was stretched and small groups of students were marching to and fro shouting slogans.   They seemed to be having a fine old time….
                                                    Chile's national pastime...the Student Demo

It seems the president is more popular outside Santiago than within it, and even more so outside of
Chile.  Like leaders worldwide he is fighting an economic crisis, with unemployment rising and productivity falling, and like leaders worldwide he is relying on the new buzzword and tactic of “austerity measures” to solve the crisis – and like everywhere else it’s not exactly a popular course of action (nor particularly effective since it slows economic growth to a standstill even as it attempts to reduce costs through tax increases and job cuts).  The cuts to the education budget here are particularly harsh, and so the students at universities across Chile are vocal in their opposition. 
                                   
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Downtown – Old Santiago – was a bit of a disappointment really.  I didn’t see much as my dodgy hip started playing up and I had to cut the expedition short and go back to the hotel to rest, but what I did see was frankly not that impressive.  There were some fine old buildings in the area, big and clearly Spanish influenced, but the whole area, like that around Estacio Central (see my last post) was very grubby looking and not well managed.  The roads were narrow and clustered closely together so it was easy to get off-track as many of them weren’t labeled on my hotel tourist map, and the key buildings were poorly signed – I walked past the cathedral about three times from different directions before stumbling on to the front entrance: there was no precinct around it as with St.Paul’s or Westminster in London (or indeed any cathedral I’ve ever seen), the front door opened straight onto a busy shopping street and only the sounds of the Mass drifting out of the doors gave the game away.

Close by was small and pleasant square, perhaps the size of a football pitch, surrounded by more grand old buildings (I think one was an art gallery), and preparations were going on for some kind of show that evening: a stage was being erected, there were small stands around the edge selling all kinds of ornaments and crafts and snacks, and in the middle of it all strode a dark suited evangelist preacher, Bible in hand, haranguing everyone in sight.  Everyone ignored him completely.

                                                      Oy!  Is anyone listening to this?

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Last week there was a bank holiday here.  Whilst the project shut down for the day, the main shopping malls and tourist attractions remained open, so I took a hike to the biggest and most popular mall in town, looking for the usual gifts to take home.  The mall was perhaps a three kilometre walk away, within the same Las Condes suburb as the hotel and office.   I stopped off at my local Starbucks for some breakfast, then strolled through what is in effect New Santiago, past high rise office blocks and apartment complexes, some of them quite spectacular (one such had a helicopter landing pad on the roof, a platform that stretched out over the road), in lovely tree lined avenues.  Santiago is quite a green city: all of the main boulevards and many other roads both large and small, in both the Old and New city, are tree lined, and there are many parks.  I walked through one small park that was actually sited between the opposing carriageways of one busy road: it contained attractive flower beds and well-tended lawns, play areas with swings and slides for the kids, benches and picnic tables to relax at, and a jogging/cycling track down the centre.  A similar park I saw on the way out of Santiago on my coastal trip stretched for perhaps three kilometres, again between carriageways, but instead of flower beds and cycle tracks it held a succession of football pitches and basketball courts, some of them floodlit.  There is an almost identical area on the road out to the airport, and I’ve seen it also in Mexico City, again en-route to the airport.
                                                   Nice place to live.....

Most of the apartment blocks were lovely, fifteen and twenty floors high, all apartments with big balconies and underground parking, surrounded by landscaped gardens containing tennis courts and swimming pools, and of course 24 hour security guards at the complex gate.  Las Condes is clearly one of the more select areas in Santiago, both for work and living: it even has its own golf course (I walked past it on the way to the mall).  I haven’t checked, but my guess is it would be very expensive to live in the area – but worth every penny.

The mall was huge, without doubt the biggest I’ve been to anywhere.  We have some big and impressive malls in Warsaw, but this one was the equivalent of perhaps three of them combined – for UK readers, imagine perhaps 3 Bluewater’s in one building.  I got lost.  There were at least three floors of shops in each wing of the mall – the local department stores (equivalent to BHS or Marks & Spencer), plus the usual suspect international brands like Benetton, adidas, Zara and so on, plus local brand stores, many food courts, cinema complexes and, as we’re in December, no less than three Santa’s Grottoes.   There seemed to be little rhyme or reason to the layout – there were little arcades of shops shooting off the main avenues, sometimes looping round to rejoin it further along, at others merging with another massive department store, and I saw no store maps to help you navigate.    I found a local gift store within a couple of minutes of arriving, but decided to see if there were any alternatives – and when I couldn’t, spent another hour trying to find the place again.

I ate in one of the outside food plazas on the roof as it was (as usual) hot and sunny.  It’s one of the few places I’ve found with an English menu, so I selected something called “Meal for the Poor”.  It turned out to be a big plate of chips and fried onions, with 4 nicely fried slices of beefsteak topped with two fried eggs.  It was delicious, and I’m still wondering what is the “Meal for the Averagely Well Off” if this monster was for “the Poor”.   But washed down with a pint of the local brew, cold and from the tap rather than bottled, it certainly hit the spot.
                                                  A Meal for the Poor, apparently.....

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Close to my hotel is the Parque Metropolitan.   This is a big area containing a large hill (or small mountain if you prefer) that rises about 400m above metropolitan Santiago (itself around 500m above sea-level), at the top of which are a number of radio and tv masts and a 22m statue to the Virgin Mary on a pedestal surrounded by a crafts market and picnic area.  Next to this a funicular railway takes you down to the city, close to the zoo.   The web says the view from the top of Cerro San Cristobal (as it’s called, San Cristobal’s Hill) is spectacular, across the city and mountains, and a “must see” for any visitor to the city.  Fair enough: I’d better go there then.

The main entrance to the park is actually downtown and needs a metro ride to get there, so I decided to find a more local entrance.  Again the map was not too clear on this: although the park itself is clearly shown entrances and exits aren’t, except for the funicular.   Anyway, working on the basis that any park, no matter what the size, must have more than one way in, I decided to look for something closer to the hotel.  I wandered around a bit before I found the right road, and eventually got to where the park appeared to start, at least at this end of the city.  It didn’t…..instead, there was the entrance to the San Cristobal tunnel, that leads evidently under the hill and on towards the airport, avoiding a run through the city centre.  I walked along the road that parallels the 10ft fence separating the park (or at least that section of Cerro San Cristobal) from the surrounding houses – the neighbourhood, despite its proximity to a network of main roads and dual carriageways ringing the northern edge of Santiago, is very nice: no apartment blocks but quiet roads of mainly detached houses and bungalows – but could find no entrance.  Once I reached a concrete traffic island separating lanes of traffic at an intersection I figured I had gone far enough, and doubled back.   At the tunnel entrance, I noticed some mountain-bikers coming out of a side street and decided to look there.

Sure enough, it led to the park entrance.  There was a decent looking bar/restaurant there which I ignored (I had a bottle of water and a banana in my back pack) and a playground for the kids, and a number of paths leading into the woods that cover the side of the hill.  I selected the easiest looking one (it had a shallow flight of wooden steps within a few yards of the start) and headed off.  It was a hard climb in the event, not easy at all – that flight of steps was the least strenuous part of the entire walk – but well worth it.  The path zig-zagged its way up the side of the hill, through woodland.  It was usually quite steep and narrow, with plenty of tree roots exposed to trip you up if you weren’t careful, and now and again a flight of wooden or rock-hewn steps with rickety wooden railings would help you navigate a more difficult stretch (usually a sharp bend where the track doubled back on itself, but on a higher elevation).  It was hot and dusty despite the shade from the trees, and invariably steep and a hard walk.  Every so often the path would level out and form a little viewpoint, and the guide books and websites are right – the view out across Santiago is superb, and better the higher you go.  The whole climb took probably an hour, with a couple of stops on the way for a quick drink, and in that time I saw perhaps another dozen people on the track, including one lunatic riding a mountain bike at speed DOWN the track.
                                              Now where the hell has that path gone?

The top of the track brought me out onto a road that wound its way up to the park at the end of the massif, where the funicular, the statue and the market are situated, so I strolled along there.  At the top is a small garden with seats and a picnic area, and a kiosk selling drinks and ice-cream (but no beer), and next to it a further small elevated park that leads to the base of the radio masts at the very summit of the hill.   The masts rise another 100 metres or so, and I felt giddy just looking up at their tips – I admire anyone who works at maintaining those things, climbing up a narrow ladder to the tiny platforms at the top as required.  I hope their life insurance is generous and they’re provided with parachutes….

The statue of the Madonna is beautiful, in white marble, and is very similar to the statue of Christ the Redeemer above Rio de Janeiro – gazing out across the city below, arms outstretched, but a lot smaller.  At the foot of the statue’s plinth is the craft market and another picnic area that was quite crowded on this sunny Sunday afternoon.   Below, Santiago stretches away south, east and west, right up to the Andean foothills, and on this day some of the higher mountains beyond, snow-capped and magnificent, were clearly visible.   I spent an hour or so wandering around here, trying and failing to take the perfect picture to do the view justice, browsing the trinkets, leather bracelets (I treated myself to one, aging hippy that I am), post cards, traditional Indian knitwear and so on, and thoroughly enjoyed it.
                                                     The Blessed Virgin.....

                                                    ....and the view......

The funicular ride down was fun.  It’s an old railway, and although well maintained probably hasn’t been significantly upgraded for years.  Each “train” comprises 4 linked carts, each about 7feet square and covered by a stretched tarpaulin roof.  They are all open to the elements with no windows at all and only waist high wooden walls with gates that are secured merely by bolts as you would see on an old farmhouse door.   One goes up and as it does so one goes down to keep the line balanced.  Half way down the steep slope of the track is a passing space.  But it was fine: the ride down took perhaps 10 minutes, half of which was spent just above the passing place waiting for the other car to fill and climb up to meet us.   The line passes through Santiago Zoo, but I didn’t  get off there (and nor did anyone else) – the only creatures I saw were a few monkeys lolling in a tree in their enclosure beside the track, dispassionately watching us trundle past.
                                                         The passing place on the funicular

At the bottom the street from the station back into the city passes perhaps 60 bars and restaurants, small places with outside tables selling identikit burgers and beers at similar prices, all of them playing competing flamenco or hip-hop music.  I gave it a miss.  There is a metro station  at the far end of the street, next to yet another university campus (there seem to be more options in this one city than in Oxford and Cambridge combined), and the train from there took me back to the hotel in 15 minutes.  I was tired but happy, it had been a lovely afternoon’s exercise.
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So what else can I say about the place?

Well, it’s certainly worth the long journey, at least in the summer months, when the weather is hot and sunny.  I imagine winters are good too, with Andean ski resorts a mere half an hour’s drive away.  The surrounding scenery is stunning – the only place I’ve been to remotely like it was Almaty, with its Himalayan offshoot on its northern border.   But Santiago, in particular the Las Condes district in which I’ve been based, is much much nicer than anything I saw in Almaty. 

There are other similarities to Almaty as well – the traffic is heavy  but the drivers more polite than the average Kazakh (at lease traffic signals are obeyed), and some of the old bungalows in the poorer quarter around Estacio Central, and on the edge of Las Condes viewed from Cerro San Cristobal, reminded me of the northern suburbs of Almaty.   Like Almaty too there is a surprising lack of spoken English – both cities are flourishing business and international banking centres for their respective countries, and I would have expected English to be more readily spoken than it actually is.  Santiago and Almaty are still the only two places in all my business travels where I have had no option but to use the services of an interpreter to do my daily work.   That is perhaps something the Chilean tourist authorities need to get a grip on and improve, because I can quite easily envisage the place becoming a more popular destination, and the lack of English (or for that matter, French, German etc….) in even the main Tourist Information Offices can only be harmful for its development.

I would certainly love to see more of the country.  My trip to Horcon and its beautiful beaches whetted my appetite, and I can think of many worse places to spend a couple of weeks lounging in the sun.   Having flown over them on the way in, a trip or two into the Andes would be wonderful.  I would love to travel north to the Atacama desert and lie on my back one dark night and watch the stars wheel overhead through crystal clear skies with no light pollution, and in patterns very different to those I’ve lived with in northern Europe these last sixty-odd years.  A trip to Easter Island to see those strange statues would be great as well – I remember in my youth reading a book by (I think) Erich von Daniken that cited them as proof that Earth was at some time in the past visited by alien powers who helped the primitive civilizations develop tools and techniques that should have been way beyond them.  Not sure I believe that (although I am totally convinced that we are not alone in the universe – there are other sentient beings out there, we just haven’t met them yet) but I’d love to see the place and make my own mind up, thank you very much.  Tierra del Fuego would be great too, with its colonies of seals and sea-birds and in season the odd passing whales, and dramatic almost Antarctic climate: granite coastlines and rough seas pounding them incessantly.
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Yes, it’s been a good trip.

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